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Heinz Ketchup Flavored Ice Cream

Heinz Ketchup Flavored Ice Cre... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo:  @gelati_icecream/Instagram

Gelati, an Ireland ice cream shop, created an ice cream flavor in honor or Ed Sheeran in May 2018. Sheeran is reportedly a huge fan of ketchup, so the company decided to roll out Heinz Ketchup flavored ice cream.


Pizza Hut Triple Treat Box

Pizza Hut Triple Treat Box is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo:  Pizza Hut

Admittedly, if you’re more than one person eating this thing, it’s not THE MOST disgusting thing in the world. HOWEVER, you can totally imagine someone rolling up and unfurling the contents of their Treat Box (2 medium pizzas, an order of fries, an order of chicken sticks, and a big ass pizza-sized cookie) for just themselves.


Peanut Butter Cup-Stuffed Burger

Peanut Butter Cup-Stuffed Burg... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo:  Works Gourmet Burger Bistro

Why wait for dessert when you can stuff it into your main course?! Canadian burger restaurant¬†The Works Kanata¬†introduced¬†this Reese’s-stuffed artery clogger in October of 2015, just in time for Halloween. And it’s scary. According to the restaurant’s description, it’s made with “classic Reese peanut butter stuff‚Äôd right inside our juicy beef patty and topped with crispy onion strings, two strips of smoked bacon and even more peanut butter cups!‚ÄĚ


The Bacon Taco Supreme

The Bacon Taco Supreme is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time

There was a moment in time where bacon was on everything. And we’re not complaining! However, its use as a taco shell, filled with more meat, cheese and sour cream seems a bit like overkill.


Deep-Fried Big Mac

Deep-Fried Big Mac is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: @peepmyeats/Instagram

If Big Macs and deep fried anything are the two most American foods in the world, it was only a matter of time until someone combined them into one greasy monstrosity. The guy behind the Instagram account peepmysneaks and the website Peep My Eats shows disgusting people everywhere just how to do it.


KFC Double Down

KFC Double Down is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: KFC

Now, if you want to look at the positive side of KFC’s Double Down- bacon and cheese with deep-fried chicken patties as “buns”- you can think of it as a fairly carb-friendly fast food option. You can also think of it as 540 grams of artery-clogging protein that packs 32 grams of fat and 1430 grams of sodium into a single “sandwich.”


Big Mac Sushi

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Sushi should be fresh, delicate and artful. Big Macs, not so much. But here they are, combined together into one unholy abomination.


Pizza Hut Hot Dog Bites Pizza

Pizza Hut Hot Dog Bites Pizza is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: Pizza Hut

Just when you think it can’t get any grosser, Pizza Hut does it again. The world’s most inventive pizza chain announced that it would soon be adding hot dogs into the mix. ‚ÄúThe large one-topping pizza, featuring 28 premium hot dog bites baked into the crust, is served with a side of French‚Äôs mustard for $11.99.‚ÄĚ

The monstrosity had been a reality in the UK since 2011, but finally hit the states in June 2015.  Because everyone loves tiny sausages.


KFC Famous Bowl

KFC Famous Bowl is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: @kuete_skeet/Twitter

That Colonel just doesn’t let up, does he? He’s on our list again, but this time for his KFC Famous Bowl, whose visual appeal almost matches its deranged nutritional value.

The bowl combines, or rather mushes, mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken, gravy, and a three-cheese blend into one trough of a next-morning-looking meal.

Eating one of these things will cut you back 690 calories and 31 grams of fat. Relatively sound considering the rest of the list, but horrible considering that this will not be your only meal that day.Also, the only thing famous about this “famous bowl” is the rolls. Attached to your body.


Mountain Dew Wing Sauce

Mountain Dew Wing Sauce is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: @BrianSozzi/Twitter

In 2015, Mountain Dew announced it was collaborating with Buffalo Wild Wings to put out a new Mountain Dew wing sauce. The sauce will had elements of zesty citrus, lemongrass, ginger, soy sauce, red pepper, and of course, classic Mountain Dew.   


Wayback Burgers Oreo Mud Pie Cricket Milkshake and Slim Jim Jerky Milkshakes

Wayback Burgers Oreo Mud Pie C is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: @lehighvalley/Twitter

And you thought you were adventurous for mixing your vanilla and chocolate! This creation from Wayback Burgers are an attempt to turn your normal muscle-building protein shakes into completely ridiculous dessert experiences.

The first offering is¬†their Oreo Mud Pie Cricket Protein Milkshake, which includes vanilla bean¬†ice cream, Oreo Cookie crumbles, chocolate and coffee flavoring, and Peruvian chocolate cricket protein powder. You’ll get 24 grams of protein in a 22-ounce serving (thanks, crickets!), and probably also a stomach ache.The second menu item is¬†the Slim Jim Jerky Protein Milkshake. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your love of jerky), Slim Jims aren’t actually part of the recipe. This one is made with vanilla bean ice cream and barbecue, maple syrup, and hickory spice seasonings.¬†


Burger King’s Mac n’ Cheetos

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In June of 2016, Burger King announced its intention to destroy civilization by bringing human culture to its logical zenith with¬†Mac n’ Cheetos. If you’re thinking this is a Cheeto filled with mac and cheese, you’d be wrong. In fact, it’s a mozzarella stick crusted in Cheetos dust and¬†then¬†filled with mac and cheese. If you still need help understanding what might prove to be the most important human advancement since the theory of relativity, there’s a video¬†to help.¬†


Bacon Mug

Bacon Mug is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: @SJBerrington/Twitter

Are words really necessary for this one? The Bacon Mug is everyone’s fantasy nightmare, and you can see why.

The creation consists of biscuits (for molding the cup), cheese (both cream cheese and Swiss cheese), and lots and lots of bacon.This holy/unGodly goblet of heartburn tallies in at 2400 calories and 158 grams of fat at a minimum, so think of it this way: why lose more (bacon slices) if you’re losing (dignity and self-respect) in the end anyways?


Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwich

Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwi is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: Olive Garden

In June 2015, your dreams will finally come true. Assuming you have had the dream of eating a chicken parm or meatball sandwich, made with Olive Garden breadsticks. It’s totally how they do it in Italy!

Domino’s Oreo Cookie Pizza

Domino's Oreo Cookie Pizza is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: @F00DP0RN/Twitter

Remember the now-reformed Domino’s before it changed its recipe, bread, sauce and cheese? Remember how desperate they got? This is like watching a video of Mickey Rourke in the 90’s.

Welcome to your childhood’s biggest dream and your stomach’s biggest nightmare.

A thin crust of cookie layered in vanilla sauce, covered in cookie crumbles, with icing reminiscent of the sugary cream found inside real Oreo cookies globbed liberally on top of the¬†cookie empire… all cut up into many, droopy, crumbly slices.This Fear Factor-esque stomach churner clocked in at 32g of fat and 960 calories.


Pizza Hut Four’N Twenty

Pizza Hut Four'N Twenty is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut is at it again! Just when you thought you couldn’t be more grossed out by their greasy, terrifying creations, the crazy geniuses (?) are bringing you the Four’N Twenty Pizza.

Available only at their Australian locations, the pie is a collaboration with meat pie makers Four’N Twenty. In true Aussie fashion, it stuffs eight meat pies right into the crust.


Heinz Kranch

Heinz Kranch is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: @HeinzKetchup_US/Twitter

After a period of combining mayonnaise with other Heinz condiments to create¬†Mayochup, Mayocue, and¬†Mayomust, the company took it a step further. As of April 2019,¬†Kranch,¬†“a mouthwatering mix of ketchup, ranch, and a special blend of spices,” is available at select retailers.¬†


KFC’s Rose Cheese Roasted Chicken Burger

KFC's Rose Cheese Roasted Chic is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: @therhicirich/Instagram

Is there anything that could make a fast food chicken burger more delicious? If you answered: “yes, throwing it away and eating something else,” you’re correct! But KFC is going in a different direction with its “restaurants” in China. In an attempt to woo more lady-chicken eaters, the chain began marketing a rose-themed pink bun on its burgers. Are there roses or rose flavors in the bun? No one knows! But KFC hopes you won’t notice. Just eat the girly burger and don’t ask questions.


Prairie Farms PEEPS-Flavored Milk

Prairie Farms PEEPS-Flavored M is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: Prairie Farms

Because why wash down your Easter candy with boring, regular milk when you can flood your body with even more sugar instead? PEEPS lovers can enjoy their favorite processed dessert in liquid form, with flavors like¬†“Chocolate Marshmallow,” “Marshmallow” and “Easter Egg Nog.” According to¬†Prairie Farms, the milk has “5 grams of protein and 15 percent of the daily value of calcium,” so, you know, it’s healthy.¬†

KFC Scoff-ee Cups

KFC Scoff-ee Cups is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Craziest Food Abominations Of All Time
Photo: KFC

Love coffee and biscotti but hate having to hold them in two separate hands? KFC, that glorious bastion of gross food inventions, is solving that problem. They developed an edible coffee cup for you to munch on as you sip your Seattle’s Best joe. 

Accoring to their press release, the cup “has been made from a unique biscuit, wrapped in sugar paper, and lined with an indulgent layer of heat-resistant white chocolate.” Yum? The combination biscotti-coffee cup will be sold in the UK. 

But that’s not all! The the cups are also infused with  “coconut sun cream, freshly cut grass and wild flowers” scents. Because you’ve always wished that your coffee smelled more like grass…

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