Dealing with Vomit
I cannot deal with puke. Honestly, dog puke is less gross to me than human puke, so I don’t even know how I would handle a puking baby.
Is just never cool.
Yes, see, this. This is what I’m talking about. I can’t do it! They say it’s different when it’s your own kid, but I don’t know about that.
If you get distracted when you’re a parent, a million things could happen in that one second you’re not looking. Kids are swift.