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How to Tell You’re Definitely Not Ready to Have Kids

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Laundry

OK, this is crazy. She seriously was supermom because I don’t imagine myself ever doing this, even if I do have kids. They can just wear dirty clothes if they have to.


Lost

Oops! If you can’t keep track of a kid in a corn maze, you probably shouldn’t be a parent yet. They should have tests for prospective parents, and this should be one of them.


First, master plants

Listen, I think plants are really hard to keep alive. I don’t know if it compares to raising children, but the ability to keep plants alive eludes me.

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