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The Key to Fun!

How to Tell You’re Definitely Not Ready to Have Kids

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Shots, everybody!

What this tweet doesn’t acknowledge, though, is that a shot glass’s worth of Nutella is like, the perfect serving of Nutella.


Small doses

I know what this is like. Hanging with kids is super fun! If it’s super temporary! And you can give them back after a couple hours and take a nap!


Avoidance

Kids are either really awkward and quiet and shy and hard to talk to, or they talk your ear off and say way too much way too fast. Either way, it’s a lot.

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